The cheaply-won power of those who are born with a good smile has become evident in your vexing times. All businesses are promoting smiles amongst their staff, and it has become a mantra of the life-style guru industry. The power of those with a natural smile is out of all proportion to the skills the individual actually possesses, and at last something is being done about it.
Simply put - all overly-popular teen girls everywhere, eager young actors, cheerful Christians, waving ice-skaters, and all happy children of course, are already being marched to high-street dentists to have their powerful smiles surgically adjusted downwards.
Yes yes of course there have been arguments (right up to the chair) but essentially people with an easy smile are a con and their easily-won power needs to be reigned in. 'Oh baby baby it's a wild world: it's hard to get by on just a smile' - says the song. Oh really? Are you sure about that? In fact it's not hard to get by on just a smile at all - on the contrary it's hard to get by without one. Up to now that is. Wellnotanymore.
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